P A R T Why? Because we’re one year old!!!!
We were going to try and be all smooth and everything. This was our first mistake

It’s been one year since we opened our doors and started reshaping fitness into what we now see it as. It’s been a year of fun, a year of laughs and a year of A TON OF HARD WORK!!!

Everything has changed, lives, layouts and lung capacity
Come join us for a night of camaraderie, laughs and appreciation!

We’re throwing a catered bash at the gym! We’ll have a comedian here getting us to take a load off and laugh
We expect this to be formal, ‘cuz why not? We see you all sweaty all the time, let’s get all snazzy and dapper for a change.
Friday night September 26th – I messed that up on the few invites we managed to send out… Long story. Short version, please please please don’t be upset about not getting one – life is too short!
We’re selling tickets for $25 at the gym. We want everyone to be there, family and friends, co-workers, bosses, relatives, dentists, estheticians, you know the people that mean the most to you that you’d like to spend the evening with listening to an R-rated comedian and our Grammy-style awards fiasco, er, I mean presentation!
We’re limited by space and seating! We can only reasonably handle 50 people to make enough room to laugh and have a blast! Sign up today!

Thanks for this last year everyone, it’s been a true joy – I’ll tell you all about it at the party…
J

